10 Random Facts and Blog Award

So I get up on hurr today and see that Chari D nominated me for two blog awards: Shine on and Sunshine award. Then I was like WOOT... Firstly, thank you for getting me all hyped up tonight. Check out her blog and awesome photos.

Dear God

So how do I begin this?

Original Piece: Before I Self Destruct

Before I self destruct, I must thank you for the virtue of 

which you fondled with.

Your incompetence of being an old man got the best of you and here you are trying;

a child's virtue

How proud you must feel of this victory tremendous

Not yet a woman but you boast of your flirtation with her clitoris

Embraced her with hands afflicted with darkness and dirtiness.

But, before I self destruct here's her mistrust

Gained access into her life, cloaked her like a butterfly, sang her a lullaby and rockabye has your hands accidently said hello, to her innocent virtue.

Engaged ignition, engrossed in confusion as she set her time for a mentally malfunctioned distribution.

Life of Spice: Mangoes

Sidenote: My natural venacular is not Standard English but rather Jamaican Creole. However, some people don't understand it so well and so I use the universal lanuguage. Yeah English. A Jamaica mi come from an nuff people try fi mimick wi language but a part from di language mi wah fi show unuh one likkle side a Life wid Spice. Translation: I'm Jamaican breed and grown and a lot of people have tried to mimic our language. But apart from the language I want to showcase to you a life of spice.